Source on that quote is Melissa McEwan, since no one bothered to credit her for it.
Imagine Steve Buscemi really wanting to go fishing and he contemplates sneaking off for the day to go to the lake but then his wife asks him to go shopping with her and he just can’t lie to her so he quietly gives up on fishing and goes shopping with his wife and they pass a store selling novelty singing bass and he just stares at it longingly while sipping his orange julius.
I got my eyebrows done and tbh I feel like a brand new woman.
- white person: how do you say my name in your language??
- me: pendejo
Missed Connections for A-Holes
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance